Tony Blair's phone rings.
“Can I speak to the prime minister please?”
Blair says he is no longer prime minister and tells him to try another number.
Half an hour later, Tony’s telephone rings once more. “Can I speak to the prime minister please?”
“Look, I’ve told you once I’m not prime minister any longer now p**s off and leave me alone.”
Ten minutes later he calls again. “Is that the prime minister?”
Blair says, “I’ve told you repeatedly that I am NOT prime minister any longer, why are you doing this to me?”
“I just enjoy hearing it,” says the caller.